~Stellar Tactical and Offensive Project~
Are you being totally oppressed by a horrible dictator? Are space pirates raiding your planet? Are unspeakable evils totally in your way?
Then you need S.T.O.P.! The Stellar Tactical and Offensive Project. We work for you! And money!
This is the closest thing to what I would do, SOBER!!! *Laughs* Although I would probably be a BIT more tactful... Depending on if he seemed like the type to kill me or not. But he seems pretty amicable.
And I also forget, how is Jquij pronounced?
I think we should ALL be grateful she doesn't have unsightly body-hair!!!